Encounter with a Little Old Lady

So, I was sitting by the Safeway pharmacy with David, when this little old lady comes up to us on her way to the blood pressure reader-thing and says "You know, every woman needs four animals in her house."

Me: "Oh, really?" (thinking that she was some crazy cat lady or something).

Little Old Lady: "Yes. A Jaguar in the garage, a saber in the closet, a tiger in bed and a jackass to clean up." (With mischievous Little Old Lady eyes she turned to David and asked,) "so which one are you?"

David: "Uhhh..."

Little Old Lady: "Oh just say you're the tiger in bed, then someone will have said it about you."

I'm still deciding if it was some sort of old woman pick up line, or if she wanted to shock us. But she then went on to say how she never had blood pressure problems until she turned 80.

All I can say is I wish I was related to her...she was amazing.