Gizoogle

This website is rockin'. You can translate anything to jive. If you need help coming up with something to shizzle, try this:

"Thou art violently carried away from grace. There is a devil haunts thee in the likeness of an old fat man; a tun of a man is thy companion. Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting hutch of beastliness, that swoll'n parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuff'd cloakbag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity of years."
- Shakespeare

Gizoogle

Website of the week

I can has cheezburger is totally stupid, pointless, grammatically incorrect, and often lame. But I spend lots of time on there, looking at pictures of cute animals. Don't ask me why, just check it out.

I can has cheezburger

WARNING! Time waster!!

So, I have managed to waste an embarrassingly long amount of time looking at a website called weirdomatic. It sounds stupid, but it is distracting. Some of my favorites are: Strange Book Covers, Weird Annual Festivals, Tennis on the Helipad, Weird Bass Guitars, Bentley Snowflakes, and Free Spirit Spheres. I hope you like them!